but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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