Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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