Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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