great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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