Non-Jews are for practice
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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