I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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