is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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