Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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