So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
