i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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