glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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