i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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