i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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