Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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