It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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