So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Randomize
