There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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