you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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