I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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