It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
You can't just leave with hair like that
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
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