We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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