my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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