I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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