He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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