Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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