the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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