let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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