...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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