is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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