i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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