If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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