She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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