Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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