I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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