She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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