ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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