i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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