For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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