is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
Randomize
