I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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