i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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