i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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