oh god the rape fog is back!
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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