Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
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