I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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