Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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