Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
he fucked my hip out of place.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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