Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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