xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
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