: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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