you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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