Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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