I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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